Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Bears that should turn your mouth gummy

Academics in Australia are trying to re-define the term "binge-drinking".

Apparently the latest research says four standard beers are the equivalent of a big night out, these days.

I spill that many in the first hour of hitting a bar so I suspect some underhand strategy is going on at the highest levels. Just like the excise hike on pre-mixed canned alcoholic drinks (which taste like shit, by the way) that the Government rammed through ion itys last Federal Budget, which was a tax grab thinly-veiled as an attack on teenagers getting smashed.

So just in case the new Australian Nanny State is considering mandating moderation in law there are always solutions like this.

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